I’m Last Night’s Taco Bell Value Meal, and I’m Not Happy with Our Current Relationship. This is Your Two-minute Warning
Hi Kevin, that kick you just felt in your abdomen was from the two burritos, three tacos and three Cinnabon Delights you manhandled down your pie hole last night. I’m a burrito from that value menu lineup, and I was elected spokesperson to tell you we’re not happy with the way you’ve been treating us