Email from Invading Alien Scout Force Accidentally Sent to My Inbox: Rest Easy, Our Convenience Store Culture Scared them Off.
We have made first contact with human beings and completed our two-week reconnaissance mission at a Sheetz convenience and refueling station. In light of our findings, we strongly urge cancelling the planned invasion of earth. Here is a summary of our tactics, observations and recommendations The Sheetz station is a great source of intel. Phil,