Staten Island’s Wagner College Reluctantly Allows Kim Jong-un to Attend Class 2006’s 15-Year Reunion
The Dean of Alumni Relations for Staten Island’s Wagner College (Salvatore Bagodonuts) reluctantly acknowledged Kim Jong-un will attend the Class of 2006’s 15-year reunion. “We had no clue Mr. Kim attended our college. He just blended in with all the other whack stuff here on the Island,” said Mr. Bagodonuts. “Unfortunately, our bylaws don’t let