NPR MISTAKENLY WINS CONTRACT TO CALL NFL THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL; FANS ARE “AGHAST”
**Apologies to NPR. I do enjoy some of your programing, but this article was just too easy to write** FROM THE NPR THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL BOOTH: A good evening to our honorable listeners and welcome to tonight’s athletic duel. Since this is our inaugural broadcast, I believe introductions are in order. I’m Spencer Archibald